- November 1st, 2009
So yeah, THE BOOSH!
Happy haloween to you all! I was GOING to go to a halloween party the other night but I was way too tired after waking up at 5am to wait in line out side borders for two and a half hours playing cards with strangers- The card game was "Guess the card!" in which one person holds a card and the others ave to guess which card it is! FUN TIMES- Then i made a card tower FOUR STORIES HIGH! ive never done that before! FOUR can you believe it
AND DEN i got my armband
AND DEN i went and saw UP in 3D! SEOND-3D MOVIE- EVER, except this time i went with other people! I almost cried at the beginnings, (in case anyone hasnt told you allready, your hopes are instantly crushed within the first 15 minutes)
AND DEN we saw michael jackson dancers in the middle of the main street doing thriller! It was neato cool! one of the girl was dressed as Michael and at the end all the other hot lady zombies where clawing at her legs/butt, so it ended up more or less Jacksonzombielesbo porn, but thats good too! YOU KNOW!
AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN! WE LINED UP FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS TO MEET THE BOOSH! We walked slowly SLOWLY to the top floor of borders and there they where! seeing Dave Browns forehead trhough the crowd was the most exciting things ever! (even though i thought it was Rich Fulchers forhead) I couldnt stop smilling, and i couldnt decide weather i should get my named signed as Ben or Benjamin! OMG, i chose ben, and then I saw them in the flesh AND THEN I HEARD RICH'S VOICE, AND THEN I HEARD NOEL VOICE AND ALMOST CRAPPED A PANCAKE! im pretty sure i squealed for the first time in my entire life.
I looked behind myself at one point where i realised that i was clearly ALOT more excitied than everyone else, probably casuse most people there had allready seen them live in concert.
The others (And when i say the other i mean the two girl i met in line and went to the movies with- sarah (yes i know!) and heather) where like "OMG THEY ACTUALLY EXIST!" and I was tempted to organise a celebratory jump hug, but refrained.
After 2 hour here was this MASSIVE bouncer dude teling us which page to open so they could sign, then as soon as i was anywhere near I looked noel right in his eyes and said "Hey Noel, can i have a hi five?" and he was like, "yeah, sure" and I admit the Hi five was a bit soft on his half, but what can you do! Then Dave brown took a photo of me and my litlle group, which made me imensly happy, THEN RICH!The video does most of the talking but it was still great, he spoke to me and all! Then mike stuck out his creepy midget hand (he was wearing alot of bling) and i knocked over his water bottle as i went ot shake , i was like "hey" i was going to say "hey mike" but i forgot his name! Dave brown was talking at me alot but i cant remember anything he said, he was talking about Rich not replying to my fan mail i think. Then i saw Julian sitting quietly in the corner. One of the guys i was with had fuill on black and white face paint on (for no reason, weirdo) and noel took a photo of him on his phone, WHY DIDNT I WEAR FACE PAINT DAMMIT! I tried to get a photo with rich but i was out of time, and then it was over! SO SUDDEN, i was walking around in a drunken haze trying to find my group, drunk off fame.
and thus my haloween was nearly over,
then some creepy kid dressed as SATAN THE CLOWN, fully equiped with blood (real i think) and axe knocked on the door! Sam saw him, half smiled and ran to the wall pressing himself up against it, SAYING "oh my god its a trick or treter what do we do" we didnt have anything even remotely candy like and no one had the guts to go to the door, so i grapped a fairtrade banana ran past the glass dorr with the kid bhind it and got my optomus prime hmet and opened the door, I cant remmebr eaclt what i said cause i was so embaresd being one of those wankers that gives children fruit on haloween, but it was along the lines of " Hello child (in a semi optomus prime voice) We have no candy here, only this banana!.... take the banana! im sorry we only have fruit here" then when i thought was over lisa was standing behind me, saying "arent you going to do a trick" then the childs parent/brother told the evil clown boy to dance, which he did, then i said happy ahlowwen and closed the door. I dont think the child SAID anything, maybe he just wanted a cup of sugar or some milk, maybe he wanted much much more...
Haloween was concluded with watchin The X factor with sam, which was about the scareist thing i did all day, those twins Edward and whats his face are truely awful. I was so wied i went ot bed at 9.30 and didnt wake up for a long time.
TODAY I woke up and went to Xcape (which is one of the most horrible places on earth- think indoor skiing and tons of video arcade games- actaully that makes it sound pretty sweet, BUT ITS NOT) we played some put put gold and went to an expensive japanese restaraunt, man am i sick of having to fork out money for things that i would never normally buy, i looking foward to that when i get home. I lsot badly at put put- which was to be expected seeing as though i never win at ANY sirt of activity that requires even the slghtest bit of co ordination, unless its thumb to button coordination.
I have to meet up with Austin tommorow which i really do not weant to do, good luck me.
SEE YALL REAL SOON!